Cool. I lost a shitload of sats playing lightning poker last night.

We living in the future beeeeech

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

Um you got them back, right nos?

No. When I played for puzzles I was winning, he kept that. When I got my own account, he sent me more and when I lost them, I had to zap him back ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ouf

The greatest transfer of wealth in the history of Nostr.

Hi. Iโ€™m Noshole and I have a gambling problem

Most likely just a symptom of a bigger problem.

Hakuna Matata ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿงก

So I should just ignore it and keep doing me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

Ignore what? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

You didn't lose sats, you contributed to the circular economy or something

Nope I circulated them back after a few hands lol

Who was that fucker who kept going all in pre-flop?

Probably. Heโ€™s a cunt

Yeah. At least thereโ€™s no โ€œhouseโ€ to lose to. Iโ€™m just giving sats to other plebs

Thatโ€™s a pleasant way to look at it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Me too, I lost 5k last night ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฒ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I lost a little bit more