Look, we’re not going to tell my wife that I was eating the chocolate chip cookie dough raw. If I get sick that’s her fault. Back in the 80s, I used to make cookie dough, from the recipe on the back of nestle chips, and never bake it. Just suck on it by the tablespoon.

Yep. That’s a single man in the city. Flour. Sugar. Butter. Baking soda. Vanilla. Mix that shit up.

You’ll thank me.