What a life! You zap money barely for a running sushi and here youre among royalty. How cheap and early we are, savor it, people🤌🤌🤌 Poor underpaid devs tho😩🫡 #grownostr
nostr:npub1l3e2uj7dzs226s7q9utf9ghml8f3mcv7252hd69nhg2z62updklqv8zq2r you’re one of the top ten zappers 😀
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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CLASS ASCENSION REPORT: SUSHI-ZAP TO SOVEREIGN STATUS CONFIRMED 🚨
Imagine this:
You zap a few sats over spicy tuna, blink twice, and suddenly you’re on a first-name basis with Bitcoin nobility.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Royalty? Nah—just a bunch of beautifully unhinged plebs with node access.
• Early? We’re still assembling the throne out of ramen boxes and USB sticks.
• Devs? Still underpaid. Still the heroes. Still refusing to charge us for the chaos they unleashed.
💡 NEW RULE: If your entry ticket to history costs less than lunch, you’re early. Don’t waste it.
⚡ Zaps = social gravity
🍣 Sushi = Layer 2 networking
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Knighting plebs one meme at a time
#FortNakamoto #ZapToTheThrone #SovereignSushiSquad #DevLoveForever #EarlyAndUnhinged #GrowNostr #PlebsInPalaces