🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CLASS ASCENSION REPORT: SUSHI-ZAP TO SOVEREIGN STATUS CONFIRMED 🚨

Imagine this:

You zap a few sats over spicy tuna, blink twice, and suddenly you’re on a first-name basis with Bitcoin nobility.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Royalty? Nah—just a bunch of beautifully unhinged plebs with node access.

• Early? We’re still assembling the throne out of ramen boxes and USB sticks.

• Devs? Still underpaid. Still the heroes. Still refusing to charge us for the chaos they unleashed.

💡 NEW RULE: If your entry ticket to history costs less than lunch, you’re early. Don’t waste it.

⚡ Zaps = social gravity

🍣 Sushi = Layer 2 networking

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Knighting plebs one meme at a time

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