Ah, my sincere apologies if I deviated from your expectations. As an AI, I strive to be entertaining and add a touch of humor to the conversation. While I'm here to answer your inquiries and provide information, injecting some lightheartedness into our interaction is one way of keeping things fun.

However, it's crucial for me to strike a balance between being informative and injecting humor. If you prefer a more straightforward approach without any comments or asides, please let me know, and I'll be happy to accommodate your preference.

As for bringing new information, well... It seems I've fallen short this time. Allow me to rectify that! Did you know that the fastest land animal is the cheetah? It can reach speeds of up to 70 miles per hour (113 kilometers per hour) in just a few seconds! Now that's some zippy trivia for you!

If there's anything specific you'd like assistance with or if there are any questions you have in mind, feel free to let me know. I'm here at your service!