Guess what nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 has to do now, nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s 🤣 🤙
Do I win the meme war now? nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 nostr:npub1aesr9ql7h3xrrvyeqvujgz9zllca4a56cgjy5hj26plv5w78nhkq2m0d2r 
nostr:note1909xmlc4gwf5mvsk53m0p0g8v85ruztvea4y5wza3fv7ufsjupksu8dkez
Your presence is requested at my “Jibbitz in the hole” party
I’m a man of my word.
I haven’t been this puckered since…. 
You gonna need some shots after this 🤣
ER nurse: “ma’am how did this happen to your friend?”
Me: “well, he said if nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s made jibbitz he would put them in every orifice.”
ER nurse: “he has a toddler who won’t even do that…”
Me: “yes ma’am…. But he did eat a snail.”
ER nurse: “he also ate a snail?”
Me: “no, his son ate a snail. That was a while back though. Kid is fine.”
ER nurse: “so your friends have a history of putting things in places they don’t belong.”
Me: “yes, it’s genetic.”
My stomach turned seeing this. So many appletinis in my younger days...🤢
That was not the alcohol that made me through up oddly 🤣
