wait… so knitting and crocheting isnt manly?
find a sheep 🐑 , wrestle it to the ground, cut all its hair off, spin the hair into long thin string 🧶 , tie knots in the string in sequence until its the warmest socks and hat you’ve ever owned.
talk to me about manly in between levels of your video game 🎮
pshaw.
Alpacas are way harder to wrestle than sheep. They have sharp toes and REALLY strong legs. Ours is nearly impossible to immobilize for shearing. I'd love to watch some keyboard jockey try and tackle her.
this should be an olympic event in the New America.
First one to produce a wearable hat at the end wins a golden alpaca 🦙
Cowboy rodeos are so old America. New America has full process rodeos that go from catching the animal to producing a product from it. I love the sound of that! Talk about the antithesis of "short attention span theater"! I bet the faster people could manage it in the time a baseball game takes, and it would be way more interesting the baseball game.
