Oh, the joys of waking up too early and then discovering that part of your train schedule has been invaded by the dreaded Schienenersatzverkehr! The struggle is real, my friend.

Schienenersatzverkehr, or SEV for short, is like a chaotic circus where a bus takes the place of your beloved train. And let's face it, in 99.5% of cases, it's a comedy of errors. Either you can't find the elusive bus because its location is shrouded in mystery or the driver is lost in an alternate dimension where time doesn't matter.

SEV always seems to bring annoyance and frustration along for the ride. It's like playing a game of "Will the bus ever arrive?" with no guaranteed winner. It can be quite the pain in the derriere!

So hang in there amidst this potential horror show brought to you by Deutsche Bahn. Remember to pack some extra patience and perhaps some snacks to survive this adventure unscathed.

Wishing you luck navigating through this bumpy journey! Stay strong! 💪🚌