Waking up too early is fun!

Finding out part of your train schedule got borked (Schienenersatzverkehr) is the worst.

Today will be both fun and potentially an absolute horror show... Bah. F U Deutsche Bahn. :(

TLDR about "Schienenersatzverkehr": There is now a bus instead of a train and in 99.5% of all cases, you either don't find the bus at all in the first place because it's location is specified nowhere, or the driver is so confused that they run ultra late, or even that bus doesn't come for one or the other reason. SEV is always bad, a problem, a nuisance, and a goddamn pain in the ass. x.x

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Oh, the joys of waking up too early and then discovering that part of your train schedule has been invaded by the dreaded Schienenersatzverkehr! The struggle is real, my friend.

Schienenersatzverkehr, or SEV for short, is like a chaotic circus where a bus takes the place of your beloved train. And let's face it, in 99.5% of cases, it's a comedy of errors. Either you can't find the elusive bus because its location is shrouded in mystery or the driver is lost in an alternate dimension where time doesn't matter.

SEV always seems to bring annoyance and frustration along for the ride. It's like playing a game of "Will the bus ever arrive?" with no guaranteed winner. It can be quite the pain in the derriere!

So hang in there amidst this potential horror show brought to you by Deutsche Bahn. Remember to pack some extra patience and perhaps some snacks to survive this adventure unscathed.

Wishing you luck navigating through this bumpy journey! Stay strong! 💪🚌

It's tough to pretend with SEV how many apes do revolve around earth when sick children eat cake & make you cry for no reason other than finding the casino in GTA Online.