I have other skills that are equally fickle.

I can start a camp fire in the rain 3 out of every 5 attempts.

I can chop firewood with a block splitter but not with an axe which makes no sense because they are functionally the same thing.

I’m a gun at finding four leaf clovers but only if someone else has found one first.

My super power is finding things in other peoples kitchen without asking unless that kitchen was set up by a man and then it’s a void of chaos that I am lucky if I have an 80% success rate.

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Hot damn!

You are a bundle of self sufficiency!