Well if I ever must send you $10,001, I'll send you Monero and they'll never know. 🤷
Please do not zap me over $10,000 USD per zap, otherwise I'm now legally required to report this transaction. $9,999 USD is perfectly acceptable. Thank you for understanding 😂 https://www.coincenter.org/new-crypto-tax-reporting-obligations-took-effect-on-new-years-day/
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Then I'll be like nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 and be a Montero man. Frank, please invite me to the XMR holiday party next year.
XMR? Never heard of it. I have only sent a few sats around. Welp, I gotta get back to the deep web. See you cats later. 😂