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Please do not zap me over $10,000 USD per zap, otherwise I'm now legally required to report this transaction. $9,999 USD is perfectly acceptable. Thank you for understanding 😂 https://www.coincenter.org/new-crypto-tax-reporting-obligations-took-effect-on-new-years-day/

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tanel 2y ago

TL;DR

what the tax is going on?

Derek Ross 2y ago

Government wants their tax revenue from large transactions.

tanel 2y ago

ah yes

desperation

Derek Ross 2y ago

Gotta stop them terrorists and drug lords.

boston wine 2y ago

I mean…. feel free to zap me upwards of $10K. Hell, make it $20K. You just focus on zapping and let me think about the tax obligations

BitPopArt 2y ago

So stay under the 10K and you can say ‘TAX to you later’ TTYL 🤪

tanel 2y ago

but they can zap me $9,999 infinite amount of times in an hour and that'd be fine?

FlyoverJoe 2y ago

No problem.

Derek Ross 2y ago

Thank you for making it easier on me. 🫂

FlyoverJoe 2y ago

We gotta stick together!

Dan 2y ago

This is a deal breaker for me, sorry.

Derek Ross 2y ago

Rude! 🥹

mattaroo 2y ago

Derek, I would never put you in that position.

🫡⚡️

🤝🏻

#makestructuringgreatagain

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Man! WTF, I was about to do just that and you stopped me in my tracks 🐶🐾🤣

Derek Ross 2y ago

You can do 10 $1K invoices. Do you need me to generate them?

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

GFY! 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🫂❤️

Derek Ross 2y ago

Sir:

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Failed to find a route to the node 🐶🐾🤷‍♂️🤣

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Derek Ross 2y ago

That is a lot of liquidity... I'll create a new invoice once your node has reopened our channel 😂

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🫂🙏🏻

Jer 2y ago

Shoot, you know what. I kind of, uhh, I kind of left my mega-zaps in my other Node anyway, so…yeah…

Derek Ross 2y ago

This is the best way to stay safe. Keep them mega zaps in cold storage.

paulo 2y ago

What if anonymous sends you the sats?

Derek Ross 2y ago

Then it didn't happen 😂😂😂

paulo 2y ago

Yeah 😂

Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎 2y ago

Well if I ever must send you $10,001, I'll send you Monero and they'll never know. 🤷

Derek Ross 2y ago

Then I'll be like nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 and be a Montero man. Frank, please invite me to the XMR holiday party next year.

086564b2... 2y ago

XMR? Never heard of it. I have only sent a few sats around. Welp, I gotta get back to the deep web. See you cats later. 😂

Maria 2y ago

I just want to be MillionSatoshinaire!🥰

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Derek Ross 2y ago

Work on putting out good content and your zaps will stack themselves.

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

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Derek Ross 2y ago

I don't even know if I have enough outbound for that 😂

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

Don’t worry, I’ll zap it right back to you and neither of us will have broken any rules.

Derek Ross 2y ago

Hmm. I don't think it works like that 😂 But if you don't tell, I won't.

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

🤐