You're under arrest! Throw all your sats on the floor!
Please do not zap me over $10,000 USD per zap, otherwise I'm now legally required to report this transaction. $9,999 USD is perfectly acceptable. Thank you for understanding 😂 https://www.coincenter.org/new-crypto-tax-reporting-obligations-took-effect-on-new-years-day/
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Oh man if I did that and broke my phone I'd lose all access ðŸ˜