Now guess which IP address I am using.

People here often lack the tools for tracing. Quite different from governments which invest in specialized teams dedicated to that purpose and with legal power to force operators to disclose IP address information.

These same governments even offered quite a large bounty to break Monero privacy and yet failed (look it up)

So I probably can't do what you're suggesting

I used trampoline routing with a decoy pubkey. Meaning you got the wrong recipient. The actual recipient was Tating Turnup on nostr; Epic Astronaut merely runs a routing node. (See lnproxy.org for more on how this works.) Meaning if you were a chain analyst, you are now stuck watching the wrong pubkey! You've been led on a wild goose chase. Even if Epic Astronaut closes his channel, you'll be following the wrong person's money. Decpy pubkeys is a trick lightning can do but monero can't.