no matter what side you support we can all agree krav maga doesn’t work

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Krav Maga is a shitcoin πŸ˜‚

XRP level

Lmao that bad?

I don’t know much about it. It’s just marketing?

It’s pretty corny. A lot of it reminds me of things a fifth grader would think up if you asked him about how to fight πŸ˜‚ watch a compilation sometime

Queued it up right now πŸ˜‚

Lots of twirling (like a ballerina) and moves that wouldn’t work in a real fight 🀣

is Krav MAGA that Israeli thing where Trump is supposed to bomb the entire middle east?

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I thought it was some kind of deep fried crab on a stick.

oh!

my bad.

i always confuse street food names with special military actions.

Operation Dessert Storm

Now I wanna make a CrabMaga food stall damn it. πŸ˜…

My bad. I'm always getting things confused

I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING.

Florida’s world famous Mar a Lago Crab MAGA

I will never think of of krav MAGA the same again πŸ˜‚

Is it really that bad? Why do people talk about it like it’s best fighting style lol

People who never fought in their lives, or people who do Krav Maga, talk it up like it's legit. They're terrible hand to hand fighters.

Meme

I was in Krav Maga for about a month. I realized it was a cult of insecure men. πŸ˜‚

Krav maga -> Krav ma-nah

It works.

I just only works against unarmed women and children.

It relies on you being bigger and stronger than your victims.

the only thing that works from krav maga is the kick in the nuts