President on brink of shitcoin bailout

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There's a surprise. The living me coin king, a shitcouner

ADA and XRP?!? 🤣🤦‍♂️

Tinfoil hat man in me says the shitcoiners cut a deal to get bailed out in exchange for securing the financial future of the U.S. because Trump doesn’t actually understand how any of the monetary system works.

I think he understands

But he is prioritizing defeating the commies over appeasing maxis

Also trump seems to reward loyalty

Bingo. He’s clueless and let David Sacks convince him for a small bailout for the shitcoin whales.

Yea sachs is a grimy fucker but whatever, at least he’s not a commie

Always good to be short commies.

Oh please put this on the Timechain!

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Future coinbase hack will be bailed out