Nowadays the healthiest people are the “conspiracy theorists”, simply because:

They don’t take the jab

They don’t wear plastic

They don’t eat processed

They don’t wear sunscreen

They don’t use contraceptions

They don’t drink tap water

They don’t trust the news

They don’t use fluoride toothpaste

They don’t wear sunglasses

They don’t use 5g

They don’t trust the government

They don’t abandon their faith

You might be a healthy conspiracy theorist too!