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You don't know how antisocial Germans are, when they're stone-sober.

The entire German race is mildly autistic and sensory-avoiding. That's why we're known for being diligent, focused, and hardworking. But we have trouble relaxing and engaging in physical intimacy.

If we're completely sober all the time, Germans stop cuddling and socializing, and hide in our homes.

People keep telling me that they "don't need alcohol to have fun", but I guarantee you that the average birth rate of women in the "alcohol is dumb, let's just sip tea" camp is lower than in the "let's get drunk and laid" camp.

This is why the "let's just sip tea" camp has completely overtaken all public ceremonies, media, religious traditions, etc. It's cuz the rest of us want to have some beer and get laid, so we abandon the society they rule over.

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 1y ago

haha, this is partly sheer biochemistry too

ethanol accelerates testosterone synthesis and elevated testosterone makes women horny

Laeserin 1y ago

It really does, for everyone, but it all goes double for anyone with Viking ancestry. Probably, also, East Asians. Vikings are also partly descended from East Asians, so that might be the link.

Because it has a negative effect on health, if you overdo it, they want to ban it. But even eating normal food will injure you, if you over do it.

Step 1: stop social drinking

Step 2: stop socializing

Step 3: stop breeding

Step 4: start smoking weed, eating shrooms, or fantasizing about The Singularity, to deal with the depression of living in a dying society of the perpetually sober and frigid

MichaelJ 1y ago

Dang, I guess I'm used to horny American culture (though we're all hopped up on birth control, which is a different problem).