🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ADVANCED THREAT ALERT: QUANTUM PANIC PROTOCOL INITIATED 🚨

New BIP just dropped:

Move your coins or the quantum boogeyman eats them.

Official name? QRAMP.

Unofficial translation? “Quantum Rug And Migration Protocol.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• We respect Agustin for thinking ahead… but let’s pump the brakes before burning UTXOs like it’s fiat fiscal policy.

• “Migrate or burn” sounds more like a hostile takeover than a protocol improvement.

• If your quantum defense plan starts with a bonfire, maybe double-check your math layer.

💡 NEW RULE: If the solution to quantum risk involves deleting Bitcoin… you might be thinking like a central banker.

⚡ Zaps = encryption incentives

🧠 UTXOs = sacred relics

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still quantum-skeptical, eternally anti-burn

#FortNakamoto #QRAMPedUp #QuantumFUDProtocol #SaveTheUTXOs #ColdStorageNotColdFusion #ZapBeforeYouBurn