Oats have no nipples

Almonds have no nipples

Soy has no nipples

Cashew have no nipples

So don’t stop calling it ‘milk’ because it is NOT

Drink raw milk and become a superhuman

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Don't stop?

Typical #typostr

Hahahaha ow fuck the typos here are confronting 😂

yeah, because most of the devs are dumbasses who don't understand diffs or distributed consensus mechanisms

Men have nipples 😶‍🌫️

I only drink raw human milk. I’m not a cow.

Few. 🤔

Unpopular opinion: it’s less gay to suck on men’s nipples than drinking almond milk

all men milk > almond milk

🤯⚡️

#YESTR

😂😱

Okay. Is it allowed for women to drink almond milk?

Unless that woman is born as a man and says she feels like a broccoli from time to time, no

Mmmmh, and if she was born a woman, feels like a woman (she has given birth to several children) and still drinks almond milk? What is she then?

A woke brainwashed NPC

😳😱 What if she has a milk protein allergy?

She shouldn’t be drinking highly processed PUFA’s that make you sick either

Mmmh Mmmh Mmmh 🙃

👆🫡 this is true. Math checks out.

Don’t trust, verify

Depends who’s doing the sucking, I would say.

👋

Oh shit you’re here? Well now it’s a party 🎉

Party on Wayne 🎸🎸

Stay Frosty™

Cow’s milk is disgusting.

Stop calling it milk*

Fucking typos

🫡

Oat water 💦

Still disgusting

Fair enough. Question tho: How does one find a raw milk source?

step 1) find cow

step 2) suck nip?

yes

Idk where you’re from. But in my area it wasn’t that difficult to find a local farmer who sold it

Interesting. A very smol town, but near tons of farm land. I’m sure it’s around — i just don’t know where to start 😆 i’ll try the farmers market pop up thing 🫡

A lot of times it just works if you ask a farmer on the market. If you ask for raw milk they’re always surprised and are happy to help

Thank hue 😄🫡

stop drinking the bodily fluids of other mammals! Drink human-milk and become superhuman!

{sarcasm implied}