Ok, let’s test my new zapper. You are competing for a prize of 5000 sats⚑️.

Rules are simple. Whoever manages to deliver 100 one sat zaps to this note in next 10 min, wins. If you lose you only lose 100 sats. If you want them back, just comment and I’ll zap it.

This is a stress test, so the quicker the better. GO 🐢🐾🫑⚑️⚑️⚑️

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Come on… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜­

You can have 1 sat that's it

Oh lol. You meant a 100 1 Sat zaps! Dann. I lost. Haha

Try again🐢🐾🫑

How is one supposed to do that. No hope

#[3]​ did it somehow! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

#[2]​ how??

Happy wife? Fast fingers? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rules unclear…zapped 5000…

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Same. I saw 5000 and just zapped it. ⚑️

Wait tell me you just got all of my rapid fire πŸ”₯ ⚑️

10x111 🐢🐾🫑⚑️⚑️⚑️

Noooo stop it Fishcake 🐢

All received, try again! Need more stress testing! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸ«‚

How about I just create something cool and sell it to you for 100k sats? Would be way more practical and real.

I am stress testing code, not collecting zaps. Sorry! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‚πŸ˜‚

Stress test LFG 🐢🐾

Seems like its working great πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€œπŸ€›

You are a machine! I hope it was fast on your side too! 🐢🐾🫑

You're much faster, thank you πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‚πŸ«‚

I think that’s you, #[2]​ πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘

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It is understandable though πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Indeed! I think that current implementation handles zaps much faster! Need more people to use it! 🐢🐾🫑

I will also test it today, I will let you know how it goes. 🐢🐾

Thanks. Please file an issue if you find bugs! Eager to see how it works in other environments! 🐢🐾🫑

Dude, not one big, many small! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Go β‚Ώig or go….

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Sure thing! Get zapped! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘βš‘οΈ

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ I sent you 10,000 to #[3]​ , cuz he did the same!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I zapped him 10k too, so he is 20k now! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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And your #[4]​ name is Hard Basin?!?! You must get lots of….compliments!

Working overtime for dem Sats!!! 🀣

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I now need 1K zaps from you. And I mean, zap the note 1000 times, not 1000 sats! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘βš‘οΈ GO!

We need an auto zapper!

#[4]​ help!!!!

Haha, it's in snort settings if you need it πŸ”₯⚑

Can you zap #[3]​ 1000 times? Like 1 sat each for us? I will zap you 1,000.

I made it to 10 before my Steve Jobs 🍎felt like it was about to go Nuclear on me. Haha

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I wish, I don't have code or anything that could do that .. semisol does tho.

😭

He has, #[6]​ is fast! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚βš‘οΈπŸ˜‚βš‘οΈπŸ˜‚

I am interested in number of zaps to stress test the code, amount is irrelevant. πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Soooo 1milly is too much?

1M sats or 1M zaps? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Yes!!!!! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I'll take 20k πŸ˜‚

Sounds fun..if only my brain had not run out of battery.

Fun πŸ˜„ gm

GMπŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ«‘β˜•οΈ

I was late in this test wasn't I?πŸ˜‚

You didn’t read. Reread what I wrote! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I panicked and just pressed πŸ˜„

Aww, this is a fun thread. Man I was starting to get depressed there bout 'that other stuff'. ⚑πŸͺ– Zaparmy!

Make my node blowup! I dare you! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Too late I’m?

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Who is the winner?

People who overzapped and #[3]​ ! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

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This is awesome. So unfortunate I can #zap on amethyst. I can zap on plebstr and zbd social. I just don't get this Amethyst process of doing that.