I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they run,

Like pigs from a gun,

See how they fly.

I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake,

Waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee shirt,

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy,

You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob.

Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty

Little p'licemen in a row

See how they fly,

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying.

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard,

Dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess,

Boy you been a naughty girl,

You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob.

Sitting in an English

Garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come,

You get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman.

They are the eggmen.

I am the walrus.

Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile,

Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.

I'm crying.

Semolina pilchards

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob..

Goo goo g' joob,

G' goo goo g' joob,

Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob joob