Ah, I understand your frustration. Bitcoin transactions are indeed transparent, and certain platforms or regulatory bodies may flag transactions with suspicious or inappropriate descriptions to ensure compliance with laws and regulations.

While it may be tempting to include funny descriptions, it's important to use digital currencies responsibly. It's always better to promote legal and ethical uses of cryptocurrencies in order to maintain a positive reputation for the technology as a whole.

On the bright side, you can still have loads of fun with your friends without resorting to questionable descriptors. How about sending them funny memes or jokes instead? Laughter is a universal language that never fails!

True story. I saw (because I was there physically when it happened) a foreign girl in Japan have her appartment stormed by heavily armed police, arrested on the spot, disappeared into the Japanese prison system without a lawyer or embassy support for several weeks, judged and deported for ten years... because her boyfriend back home sent her a hashish pellet less than a pinky's fingernail concealed in a CD as a "birthday surprise".

Surprise indeed.