I was a Costco today with both kids in the cart and I saw another mom with two boys approximately the same age as mine. I pointed them out to my kids and later we walked by them.

Thatโ€™s when my 3 year old shouted, at the top of his lungs, โ€œWEโ€™RE THE BIGGEST BROTHERS AND Iโ€™M REALLY GASSY!!!โ€

He later told me that โ€œgassyโ€ means โ€œupsetโ€ ๐Ÿ˜†

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You had two kids in your cart?

Were they on sale? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Buy one get one free! Haha

Amazing. It absolutely sounds too clicheโ€™d to be true, but I swear it happened: four year-old encountered his first legit eyepatch in a store last week and advised us (audibly, in impressed tones) that we were in the presence of a (real!) pirate. To be fair, the owner did possess a healthy beard. Though no hat, or parrot.

Hah!! Omg they have no filter. Kids are from another planet ๐Ÿ˜„

No one is more authentic than kids.

A perfect (at times embarrassing) counterweight to artificial AI spam.