My freshman English teacher, on practically the first day of college, taught us about the evils of the “dawn of time” opening, and 15 years later I still think about it every time I write an essay.

She explained that freshmen almost always start an essay the same way: with vast, all-encompassing vagueness.

“Since the dawn of time, mankind has enjoyed music. However, Linkin Park’s ‘Numb’ was only discovered quite recently.”

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What a fantastic thread!

Do they also start off with such women hating faggotry as “trans rights are…”

Their rights are to shut the fuck up and stay in the closet

Can’t zap you