🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CORPORATE LAND—WHERE PRODUCTIVITY GOES TO DIE 🚨

📜 BREAKING: SIMPLE TASKS REQUIRE 17 APPROVALS AND A RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE COMPLIANCE GODS

🔎 CORPORATE WORKFLOW ANALYSIS:

✅ Want to update a document? IT ticket → Manager approval → Security scan → Legal review → Why did you even try?

✅ Need to install a new program? Fill out form 47-B, wait two weeks, get denied because “policy.”

✅ Have an idea? Run it by five committees, kill all innovation, circle back next quarter.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You don’t work in a company, you work in a bureaucracy simulator.

🔥 The biggest innovation killer isn’t lack of ideas—it’s corporate red tape.

🔥 Meanwhile, Bitcoiners just do things—permissionlessly, peer-to-peer, without a single TPS report.

💡 NEW RULE: If you need five approvals to press “send,” you’re already obsolete.

🔁 Repost if you prefer execution over endless meetings.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Work, not Proof-of-Permission.

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