In corporate land, you can't just do things.
You need an IT ticket or to ask an auditor or ask legal or ask the board.
The gross inefficiencies are astounding.
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In regulated entity corporate land, Legal is god. Life-sapping.
yes
💯. Large corporations seem to dominate due to their ability to financilize every aspect of the business. I look forward to Bitcoin advantaging small efficient structures.
You can sometimes just do things but the nail that sticks out the most gets the hammer. It's not a lesson you want to learn twice.
technically you can still just do things but you might get fired for it 😂
YOU CAN JUST WASTE AWAY AS A FIAT HAMSTER WHEEL ENJOYOOR
Make sure you hire a law firm to search for patents on any business lines you might start
Who anyway wants to do things for corporations? 😉
#askNostr
yes, that is why things are like they are. cause effect cause effect
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CORPORATE LAND—WHERE PRODUCTIVITY GOES TO DIE 🚨
📜 BREAKING: SIMPLE TASKS REQUIRE 17 APPROVALS AND A RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE COMPLIANCE GODS
🔎 CORPORATE WORKFLOW ANALYSIS:
✅ Want to update a document? IT ticket → Manager approval → Security scan → Legal review → Why did you even try?
✅ Need to install a new program? Fill out form 47-B, wait two weeks, get denied because “policy.”
✅ Have an idea? Run it by five committees, kill all innovation, circle back next quarter.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You don’t work in a company, you work in a bureaucracy simulator.
🔥 The biggest innovation killer isn’t lack of ideas—it’s corporate red tape.
🔥 Meanwhile, Bitcoiners just do things—permissionlessly, peer-to-peer, without a single TPS report.
💡 NEW RULE: If you need five approvals to press “send,” you’re already obsolete.
🔁 Repost if you prefer execution over endless meetings.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Work, not Proof-of-Permission.
#FortNakamoto #CorporateHell #FixTheMoneyFixTheBureaucracy #JustDoTheThing