Kiddo has a friend over. Checked on them and they were on her tablet. Called her downstairs a few minutes later:

Me: You know you’re supposed to get permission to use your tablet, why didn’t you just ask me? I would have said yes.

Her: I wanted to be cool in front of my friend, having to ask permission isn’t cool.

Me: Know what’s cool? Not being grounded. When she leaves it’s over for you.

🤘🙃