We’re three years out from covid so I feel like I can say this: If you are wearing a probably manufactured in China piece of felt on your face, let alone in your car, there’s something else going on with you.

First of all, those masks in particular have been LONG PROVEN to not do anything to help you or others avoid covid. They do not filter small enough particulates to be effective.

Second of all, you are alone in your vehicle. What the actual fuck are you doing?

Third of all, if you’re that deep in down the covid rabbit hole you’re probably quadruple vaccinated or something. Why do you still need any mask?

If your response is that the vaccines don’t prevent the spread of covid and further admit they don’t prevent you from getting covid (both inarguably proven AND admitted by the pharmaceutical companies) then why do you continue getting them?

What’s going on?? Truly. At this point it’s like Stockholm syndrome meets virtue signaling. Your mask might be blue or white but I see a red flag square on the center of your face that says STUPID.

IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.