🚨🚨🚨THEFT AT PUBKEY EMERGENCY NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨🚨
One of our Scammer Russian Nesting Dolls, Alex Mashinsky, is MISSING!
ITS THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE MATRYOSHKA CAPER. 100K Sat bounty has been placed on information that leads to the safe return of our precious.
Wanted DOA
nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx what did you do this time
Hey man, if I ever steal anything from nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h it’s going to be the framed tweet in the bathroom ceiling.
Have you looked inside DO Kwon or SBF?
do you guys have the actual buy Bitcoin sign?!
Remember that #bitcoin is for everyone. And that there are bitcoiner thieves... Unfortunately.
I hope you'll get it back.
🚨🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨
ALEX HAS BEEN LOCATED. He rolled under a cooler and was found alongside a dozen bottle caps and three ping pong balls.
Crisis adverted. Thank you for your support through these difficult times.
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