Saw a blacked-out ride, sittin’ all alone,

Rims so clean, they shined on they own.

No one around, engine still hummin’,

Heart said “walk,” but my feet started runnin’.

Door ain’t locked, that’s half the invite,

Slid in the seat, felt way too right.

Mirror had dice, seats had heat,

Even had snacks in the passenger seat.

Checked the dash, gas tank full,

This whip was beggin’ for a lil’ rule pull.

But I ain’t no thief, more like a borrower —

Just takin’ joyrides like a midnight sorcerer.

Drove two blocks, feelin’ real slick,

’Til I hit a speed bump and heard somethin’ click.

Lights in the rearview, flashin’ like fate,

Shoulda known this ride came with a date.

Pulled to the side, tryna act polite,

Said, “Officer, I just test drive at night.”

They ain’t laugh — cuffs too tight,

Guess I ain’t built for this criminal life.