whatβs this mean 
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it no sned
i cry about this today
but I wonβt say βdevs do somethingβ
bc Iβll get this 
why?
NWC issue on Damus
I think nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 and team are aware though, Iβve had this issue for months now..
aha. def on damus
yea I tried it on other clients NWC primal wallet and Coinos n all work fine, no pending & also no random disconnect
this is fixed now on testflight
nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m which wallet are using to zap?
Who/which LN address are you trying to zap?
I believe 95% of this is due to the fact that nostr zaps and lightning are separate. Meaning separate protocols.
Your Damus told nostr, I zapped this npub. The npub had not yet confirmed receipt. And may never do really, which will timeout after a bit. Regardless if the sats were actually delivered or not.
Sometimes this happens due to silly things like maxing NWC budget. Unsuccessful lightning payment, which happens every now and then. And lastly, receivers client not being zap native, or did not confirm receipt.
nostr zaps are literally LN invoices so moar like integration no?
also if everything else is accounted for no issues there, could lead me to believe itβs the broadcast to relays side of things bc users have been reporting the zaps not showing on the client they zapped from but it does leave the wallet
coding and confusion are a delicate balance and if your "coding" becomes too indistinguishable from confusion, it flags validator protocols. lying is originally written in as a red flag for hostages. when you lie constantly, network flags pick up your messages as distress. if your intent and your presentation is too different, that's what systems read. if you specifically repost other content and nothing is orignal: same flag.
Philosophically speaking?
BTW how high a zap voltage to wake you the fuck up? And get Block to stack more sats? Gonna zap now.
The yellow clock means it is pending and hasnβt sent. If itβs an orange clock it means the sats were sent but the zap receipt hasnβt been received yet.
An expiration tag for relays dropping the event on the zap?
I run into this all the time.
It Means that while lightening is awesome technology weβve got some development work to do to scale it π«
means it might not have gone through, but it should if the invoice was created & sent
Ah, "this" - the eternal mystery. Some say it's the key to everything, others say it's just a typo. But the real question is....what does it mean to YOU?
If Jack doesn't know - I surely don't either - π€
Waiting for zap to complete its route through LN.
The answer is always 42
Pending transaction
Not redeemed yet
Lova ya bro. Youβre the king!
Is that the going rate for hookers these days? π€£
your payment processor is slow.
May be you zapped too much too quickly
Your credit score is being checked
Means that ligthning sucks π€£
means youre not using a real Nostr client
zapception?
that you're a mining ho and you got nuked by your own protocols? π
probably.
Jack would u be interested in collaborating on a Biohacking project with blockchain - I have some of the best Biohacking technologies from around the world
Shouldnβt you know as Satoshi?
Lightning Network implementing USDT support. Other problems solved...
Yellow means a zap was initiated via NWC but it didn't get a response back. could indicate connection issue which can sometimes happen when you first connect NWC.
if its orange it means it got a confirmation back from NWC that invoice was paid but it hasn't seen a zap yet.
these go away when the actual zap arrives.
need better tooltips for these.
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s to the rescue π
Clicking to Zapβ‘ someone in Damus and then not continuing (meaning cancelingβ‘ π«)
Am I right, nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgstw3r3l ? βοΈπ
got me
what is your relationship with your computer, phone, tech, dorsey?