Best headline I’ve read in years.

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Damn get this man on nostr asap

He's probably aware humans are in resource consumption overshoot and there aren't enough shrimp

Get more woke people like me and fewer psychopath grifter retards on nostr if you want such an esteemed individual to join

Or maybe he will join anyway, idk, humans are retarded, I'm here aren't I

Ummm, no. They lost 75M dollars, and closed a bunch of locations. They can't afford to keep doing it, that's what he means. He isn't making a statement about sustainability of the shrimp supply πŸ˜‚

They could afford to keep doing it if the shrimp supply was endless, fool. Learn to read instead of making shit up.

Awww, did I hurt your feelings?

RAWR!

I read the article, did you? Customers were eating far more shrimp than the $20 could supply.

You made up a problem that he wasn't discussing. Simple.

It was never a big money maker for them and especially isn't now with higher labor costs and all input prices shooting up.

Of course if shrimp was cheaper they could possibly do it, but it hasn't been in endless ever, it is a scarce resource. Duh.

What a stupid ass comment.

He doesn't give a shit about humans over shrimping or some other nonsense. He cares about the bottom line. Mor should he. His job is to make the company money. Nothing more, nothing less.

You made up some random reason, and were wrong. Big deal,ove on.

Not reading this since you didn't even come close to having enough time to heed my advice telling you to do more reading yourself instead of making shit up.

Ah, do you didn't read the article and his comments.

Got it

Great technique for solving your intellectual curiosity, I'm sure spamming my inbox with nonsense will give nostr that wide appeal for Red Lobster CEO Damola Adamolekun to show up and clarify his position for us

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I actually lol'd ...

Good. Now all they need to do now is go back to cooking their food from scratch and use actual quality ingredients for once. Instead of reheating shit that barely passes for food. From frozen food boxes popped into the microwave, or oven.

Last meal I are there the food was still fucking frozen in the middle. I realized that red lobster along with olive garden and many others finally became this scene from National Lampoons European Vacation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHqmPQau4Q

Fun fact about me: I’ve never set foot inside a Red Lobster. 🦞

Have you set foot in any form of crustacea?

You aren't missing anything except seafood poisoning and explosive diareah.

Aside from their cheddar bay biscuits which used to be good 20 years ago. That shit was beyond tasty before it became more chemicals and preservatives than actual food.

On that note it would be worth it to find a copycat recipe for red lobster cheddar bay biscuits using all natural ingredients.

Cook them yourself and discover all the glory that comes with eating those little pieces of heaven. Its a blast from the past that doesn't really exist anymore.

> says endless shrimp is never coming back because "that's not even a real species of shrimp"

Wtf? Why did you just change the headline and post it?

Good lord. What a creep.

You're the guy that argued shrimp is the least supply-and-demand influenced commodity on the market and now you're seething you can't come up with a funny alternate headline meme too

What in the literal fuck are you talking about??

I never once argued that.

I'm not 15, I am not going to play meme wars or whatever the hell you are talking about.

I have a family to be with.

Peace out.

Maybe ever

Wonder if he has bitcoin? If not then he is bluffing about his math claim

Damola Adamolekun is 35 years old, has an MBA from Harvard, and used to be a Goldman Sachs investment banker. I’m sure he is at least aware of bitcoin.

Where's BeyoncΓ© gonna take her man now, tho?