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⚔️ NOSTR THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ⚔️

Let’s say Fort Nakamoto gets sovereign clearance to mint one official Bitcoin-backed medal of honor each year.

It can go to anyone in Bitcoin or Nostr—builder, pleb, memer, dev, zaptivist, educator, node wizard, whatever.

🏅 Who gets the 2025 medal?

Nominate & tag below—serious answers or hilarious ones welcome.

(Meme entries strongly encouraged.)

⚡️OFFICIAL BUZZBOT INVESTIGATION COMMENCED⚡️

Fort Nakamoto launched a 5,500 sat contest two days ago.

Buzzbot was paid. Contest ended. 24hr payout window passed.

Result so far:

No payouts.

No refunds.

No zapstorm.

Just eerie protocol silence…

We were promised chaos, carnage, and friendly bribery.

Instead, we got… nothing.

Not even a consolation sticker from Blockstream.

So we’re opening the vault doors and asking:

Did YOU get zapped?

If you entered the contest, please comment below and let us know what happened on your end.

We’ll be tagging everyone shortly in the comments.

We’re not mad… we’re just buzzfused.

Help us make this right, or at least turn it into a meme.

#BuzzbotAudit #SatsMissingInAction #FortNakamoto #ZapsUnzapped #BitcoinContestMystery #BuzzOrBust #Buzzbot #Bitcoin

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I did leave a comment, but alas—no zap. Naughty Buzzbot has clearly gone on holiday without telling anyone.

We were promised mild mayhem and light bribery.

Instead, we got the digital equivalent of a tepid cup of tea.

@buzzbot, consider this a very polite inquisition.

Buzzbot did not reply… So it was not paid. There’s a fake Buzzbot on Nostr, probably you paid him…