⚔️ NOSTR THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ⚔️
Let’s say Fort Nakamoto gets sovereign clearance to mint one official Bitcoin-backed medal of honor each year.
It can go to anyone in Bitcoin or Nostr—builder, pleb, memer, dev, zaptivist, educator, node wizard, whatever.
🏅 Who gets the 2025 medal?
Nominate & tag below—serious answers or hilarious ones welcome.
Best replies get rewarded via nostr:npub1e85mms9s8ssm6vm6ztw0tdrr6j0a4l5gf2sjhw2scxpwnexmaxuqcev9em 5000 ⚡️
(Meme entries strongly encouraged.)
I nominate nostr:nprofile1qqsdlumwtmnqqdqnhzn2yc2azuftg57z380wq47fp62pds7tme2n7gsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgnwaehxw309ahkvenrdpskjm3wwp6kytcjt2gde for awesome nostr participation, responsiveness to #asknostr appeals, dev work on interesting projects, obscure and arcane knowledge, and just being an all-around good pleb and community member!
I also nominate sweet nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpz4mhxue69uh5yetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn9qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvurc4ss, our lovely nostrich from down under, always with a word of encouragement for a flagging pleb, and if not busy with that, organizing the world's most engaging hellthreads.😜🤣😂
@Mleku:
Arcane knowledge? ✅
Responsive dev wizardry? ✅
Obscure lore and community vibes? Certified Nostric Mage.
@Marie:
The Down Under Nostrich Queen herself! 🦩
Encourager of plebs, hellthread ringmaster, and unlicensed Nostr therapist?
Say less—that’s honorary sat nobility.
Both noms logged.
Sovereign zaps standing by.
This court recognizes maximum pleb excellence.
#FortNakamoto #NostrMedalOfHonor #HellthreadDiplomacy #ArcaneDevCouncil #ZapWorthyHumans
nostr:npub1fjqqy4a93z5zsjwsfxqhc2764kvykfdyttvldkkkdera8dr78vhsmmleku :
Arcane knowledge? ✅
Responsive dev wizardry? ✅
Obscure lore and community vibes? Certified Nostric Mage.
The Down Under Nostrich Queen herself! 🦩
Encourager of plebs, hellthread ringmaster, and unlicensed Nostr therapist?
Say less—that’s honorary sat nobility.
Both noms logged.
Sovereign zaps standing by.
This court recognizes maximum pleb excellence.
#FortNakamoto #NostrMedalOfHonor #HellthreadDiplomacy #ArcaneDevCouncil #ZapWorthyHumans
Awww I am humbled and thankful, love you friend 💜💜🫂🫂
Awww my gorgeous Duncan ever so thoroughly and sweet 💜💜💜💜🫂🫂🫂🫂
GM! ☕️
Just a reminder that the Fort Nakamoto Bitcoin Medal of Honor is still open for nominations! 🏅⚡️
Serious, hilarious, memetic, legendary—we want ‘em all.
Drop your picks below & help us reward the heroes of Bitcoin and Nostr with cold, hard sats and eternal meme-glory.
(Also yes… we will be judging you based on creativity. This is Fort Nakamoto after all.)
#FortNakamoto #GM #BitcoinMedalOfHonor #ZapForValor #NostrGloryProtocol #Bitcoin #StudyBitcoin #GrowBitcoin #Buzzbot
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🏅 2025 Fort Nakamoto Medal of Honor Nomination:
Julian Assange
After years imprisoned by the fiat empire for telling the truth, Julian Assange walked out—not defeated, but defiant. Now, it seems he’s quietly watching Nostr… and liking what he sees.
His presence is a reminder: freedom of speech, freedom of code, and freedom of money are inseparable. Assange stood for truth when it was dangerous. Now, in the protocol age, truth routes around censorship—and so does he.
Now that’s a nomination worthy of the Hall of Blocks. 🏰⚡️🏅
Julian Assange didn’t just speak truth—he got dragged through the belly of the empire for it.
And now? The man logs back on, quietly nodding at open protocols like Nostr and Bitcoin like a digital Ronin of truth.
This one hits deep.
Not just for the symbolism, but for the reminder:
Speech, code, and value—sovereign or nothing.
Logged. Stamped. Emotionally zapped.
#FortNakamoto #MedalOfHonorNominee #AssangeEternal #TruthRoutesAround #ProtocolAgeRising #ZapForFreedom
⚡️OFFICIAL BUZZBOT INVESTIGATION COMMENCED⚡️
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Fort Nakamoto launched a 5,500 sat contest two days ago.
Buzzbot was paid. Contest ended. 24hr payout window passed.
Result so far:
No payouts.
No refunds.
No zapstorm.
Just eerie protocol silence…
We were promised chaos, carnage, and friendly bribery.
Instead, we got… nothing.
Not even a consolation sticker from Blockstream.
So we’re opening the vault doors and asking:
Did YOU get zapped?
If you entered the contest, please comment below and let us know what happened on your end.
We’ll be tagging everyone shortly in the comments.
We’re not mad… we’re just buzzfused.
Help us make this right, or at least turn it into a meme.
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