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“So I says the the guy, there is no second best!”
“For the 1000th time, Michael, you’re not Michael SAYLOR.”
Hahahahaha
come and get some of this paw whitey.
Zero! Its all going to zero!
"I'll tell you the secrets of the universe, first get me some chimkin from the fridge"
I double dog dare you
"Look here, Bud... Despite all appearances, everything's NOT just black and white!"
You can't have half of my shit. Nope.
Why are you here. I had a good thing going until they found you. Maybe you should leave.
This is accurate
Are we frens?
Ill not work with a whitey!
"my dad says I can't eat you"
not today buddy, got hang over from last night's party! 🤣🍻🥂