Super deep philosophical conversations happening at the hospital today.

Coworker 1: “Ugh…the nurse just called to let me know that my patient was found in the bathroom eating her shit out of the toilet again.”

Coworker 2: “Hmmm…interesting. Let’s reflect on this. I wonder what the shit of her shit will look like after she shits it out…”

Coworker 3: “I think if you ingest your own shit that the shit just inverses itself and turns back into what you originally ate…so maybe she’ll shit out an apple or some other shit like that.”

Coworker 2: “But what if she ate popcorn-induced shit? Would it turn back into popcorn, or would she shit out a corncob?”

Me: 👀 “Did someone say something about corn?”