Wife: “I think we should have another baby.”

Me: 😎 (I’m cool, composed, and fearless in the face of this idea. As a wise pleb I foresaw this possible scenario, and fulfilled the prophecy of stacking sats for the future unborn offspring over the past 12 months).

Wife: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we had twins?!”

Me: 😱 (Me now having a full blown panic attack).