If one more cyclist tries to run me over while its a green man I will take their bicycle and shove it right up their assπŸ€—β˜€οΈ

Still a beautiful day though πŸ₯°

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I will zap heavy to see a bike up their butt. 🌞

Eye bleach afterwards.

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I can’t promise but I’ll do my best Rex Damascus πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œ

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ means you’ll be shoving a lot bicycles up peoples asses in NyC lol

Ah man, that’s like a full time job πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Not saying I wouldn’t do it ☺️ but it’d be tricky is all πŸ€”

Used to be 12/13 million maybe now 18 million here lord knows that’s a lot of asses lol

Cyclists are the most annoying part of road traffic. When you sit for too long on those sits, your brain get affected massively. Wouldn’t be surprised if they all hold etirium and bag of carbon points

I πŸ’― agree! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ they need orange pilling πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½

that sounds like a dewormer

Have a great day nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx & careful on the at home! πŸ’œ

Thank you bitjoon β˜ΊοΈπŸ«‚πŸ’œ I hope you are having a lovely day! πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½

Hi nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx Hope you are having a great day! Were you able to avoid the bicycle kamikazes today? πŸ’œ

Hey bitjoon, I am having a great day! I hope you are too? β˜ΊοΈπŸ’œ I was! But only because I’m working from home haha cyclists are safe today πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½

Sometimes cyclists can be worse than drivers. Some of them literally do not care about anyone else on road/streets, including pedestrians. If they feel like they have the right of way, then they will happily run on you over.

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ½ I saw one once almost ride into a women and her pram 😭 they just ignored the traffic lights 😭. It’s so bad, I don’t understand how some of them do these things and get away with it πŸ₯Ή

Bicyclists also scare me when I drive a car. I'm always afraid that one will come out of a corner and I'll miss it.

I don’t blame you! They sort of play by their own rules πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚. I’m scared of them too, sometimes I worry about crossing even during a green man just in case one cyclist might be having a kamikaze day 😭