Subnostr

Sovereign citizens are like a cargo cult, but the cargo planes never stopped. You know how crystal mamas and "spiritually awakened" people whip out that old chestnut about words having magical power? "Why do you think they call it spelling?" they say, smiling like some dipshit who thinks everyone else is a dipshit? That is basically a sovereign citizen. They graft magical thinking on a system they live in, and think if you turn postage stamps 45 degrees and sign the right kind of legal documents in blood, and submit them in the right order, they get to unlock the BIG MONAY collateral accounts like it is the fucking vault in at the end of a video game. Except none of them have ever done it. All they do is get uktimately rekt in the cargo bay hangar. Every. Fucking. Time.

Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

okay last I heard from the Sovereign Citizens movement they were still just printing fake driver's licenses and vehicle registrations. This is the second time I heard about some weirdness dealing with cashing out your social security or some other legal tomfoolery. Have they evolved from thinking they can fool the system into legal moving violations into thinking they can get paid for.. what... forgery? What exactly do they believe because it seems as fascinating as the qanon bullshit lol.

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Rich Nost 1y ago

There is an otherwise helpful bitcoiner on StackerNews that sometimes posts absolutely unhinged SC stuff.

Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

"No see, your social security number I'd ACTUALLY a bank account number, and all the money you've put in, PLUS whatever the government thinks you're worth is just sitting there and you cam get access to it"

Nope. Social Security is broke lol. You ain't never seeing that money lol.

Rich Nost 1y ago

Sovereign citizenry has to be the goofiest path ever to becoming a vexatious defendant.