Ah I see, I can forward a port to a funnel URL! This would work with my current host, and I also have a fallback stratum URL option on their settings. Awesome. I'm worried I'll cock it up, though. Seems a tad involved and my home router is an asshole to me to begin with, I foresee a lot of weird shit messing up. I've never been good with TCP/IP infrastructure and all the technical shit surrounding it. I'm principally a Linux systems and app logic guy, not a network guy.