Mahdood's actions will not affect your funds, that's just crazy. No matter what, your funds are snafu with us! ✊🪨🧷

His funds on the other hand... let's just say they're in such cold storage they're frozen ❄️🥶

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I have funds at yodlbase?

Had?

For the 57th time, it's YOLObase. And yes, you do. Balance is a bit below the minimum though, with the maintenance and research fees, so they can't be moved at this time. Please remedy the situation promptly to avoid further action

Yep. Like I said. “Had”

"Ha", like I said under my breath after assuring him he has anything at all

That marketing video worked a little bit too well. What have I done?

Seems like a marketing stunt to increase credibility. My lawyer nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 will be in contact with your legal team about associating my reputation with this sketchy operation.

Whoa whoa whoaaa! There's no need to involve lawyers. Let's work something out, yeah? Why don't you come sit down with our head of client relations?

Say, after dark at the docks? I'll have him beat you up and sort out the details

Hit* you up 🤦‍♂️

Will your lawyer be present for the beatings? If so, then I need to be there to object to objectional strikes.

You know what? You're right, I think both of you should come. And anyone else you've mentioned any of this to, bring them as well.

YODL about to delete this…with a gun 😂

🤭….someone somewhere just hit a mute the ⭕️ button😂🤣

Who’s this head of client relations that can beat up Mahdood? Mahdood doesn’t skip legs

Was a typo, damn new typewriter has a sticky key. And that would be Rand. He's a newer hire. A bit odd at first, but he's effective at what he does.

Rand…beat up Mahdood? 🤣🤣🤣

Also you shared a pic of your after dark sessions. Probably by mistake. Might want to ask the CEO of nostr to delete this

😳….u may need to pack a lunch nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy 🤔😂

Don’t you mean pack a punch?

John take our “friend” with you

😂….YO….LO damnit!!!!!🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤌🏽⭕️

😳…snafu🤦🏽‍♂️…I don’t remember that in the fine print🤨

Damn keyboard. Snometimes the N key snticks. McD uses that key very heavily when regulators reach out 😳

Why would the N on your keyboard have anything to do with what he does on his keyboard?