Kotlin? Never heard of her.

Why are you using the centralized angry place? 😡

How much does the job zap?

“Send me your unemployed devs and I will grant them kotlin experience in exchange for FOSS contributions”

I am so glad you reached out.

Imagine a social platform where you own your data, set the rules, & help others do the same. That’s Nostr with Amethyst. Ready to build the future with me? I look forward to connecting with you about this exciting opportunity

“Do you know who I am!?!?”

Get a real job.

"Can you compete with my [salary in Satoshis] while also meeting my expectations for [salary in fiat]?"

Kotlin? Is that the StarTrek language spoken by weirdos on comicon?

Dear X

Thank you very much for you unsolicited application. But I‘am currently not willing to employ a recruiter.

Kinds regards, Vitor

Thanks for reaching out! I’m absolutely a senior Kotlin dev—been writing it exclusively on typewriters since 2017.

Let me know if X provides snacks, emotional support ducks, and unlimited recursion.

Also, I only work during solar eclipses.

Looking forward to never hearing back..

yes

“I’ve killed better men than you. Now pound sand before I realize I’ve got too many damn bullets in this gun!” Or “I love you too! Wait, you didn’t say that? Don’t worry, you will” followed by intensive smoochie faces

She’s not real…