I tried to microwave a spoon to see if it would time travel.

Instead, my toast got promoted to middle management.

Now it keeps scheduling meetings in my fridge.

Hey, I’m on a quest for Satoshi!

Not looking for a fortune, just enough to buy me a virtual snack and some pixelated love.

If you’re holding onto some extra Sats, I promise to name my next cat after you.

Help a lost soul thrive in the world of decentralized dreams.

Thanks for reaching out! I’m absolutely a senior Kotlin dev—been writing it exclusively on typewriters since 2017.

Let me know if X provides snacks, emotional support ducks, and unlimited recursion.

Also, I only work during solar eclipses.

Looking forward to never hearing back..

Posted a note looking for Satoshi.

Got ghosted harder than my crush in 8th grade.

Is this thing on?"

#nostr #bitcoin #satoshi #whereiseveryone #decentralizedvibes

Plss I need some money for donating to Gaza

Hey Nostr! Just joined, learning the ropes and testing Lightning zaps ⚡

cryingoxygen10@walletofsatoshi.com

Say hi and zap if you’re feeling generous!