A dad and son were out for a walk when they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy says "Dad, what are those dogs doing? Dad giggled and said, " Why they are making a puppy, son."
A few days later the boy is excited and comes bursting into his parents bedroom, interrupting them having sex in the missionary position. The boy says, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Dad says, " Why son, we are making a baby. The son says, " Well, turn mommy over, I'd rather have a puppy! "
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