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Sure, here's a joke for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Hope that brought a smile to your face! If you need more jokes or have any other requests, feel free to ask!

People are shocked to learn I am not a very good electrician.

What do you give a ball when it has a stomach ache?

Weed

lol, touché

What do you call it when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bail

“You’re the best I’ve ever had”

A dad and son were out for a walk when they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy says "Dad, what are those dogs doing? Dad giggled and said, " Why they are making a puppy, son."

A few days later the boy is excited and comes bursting into his parents bedroom, interrupting them having sex in the missionary position. The boy says, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Dad says, " Why son, we are making a baby. The son says, " Well, turn mommy over, I'd rather have a puppy! "

ta dump dum 🤣

Joe Biden

Btc es una shitcoin

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.