"Mein Fuhrer - we've stackwiped the Canadians. They're on the run into the countryside."

"Excellent. Tell the Oregonians to continue their assault."

"Mein Fuhrer... The Oregonian player reports he'll be unable to assault. He built nothing but planes and all of them were shot down."

>mfw I win the tactical battle but lost the strategic war since my allies are retarded

Real WW2 vibes