It hurts to cough and laugh so why am I smoking weed and loling on nostr right now??

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Fart and you'll make a screenshot

For the procedure, they had to fill me up with gas like a balloon. It was actually kind of painful at first, but now ever fart is a gift from God

Every fart*

You had some thing?

A surgery for endometriosis

Ew. Almost had it too. Luckily got fevers day prior, yay. And then decided to get pregnant, which ripped that thing apart.

That was fun.

Yeah it’s crazy, but getting pregnant can help a lot. I don’t think I can, well I was told I couldn’t

I know mums that were told. It took us year and a half trying tho. Pregnancy banishes it for some time, but I'm sure I got it back now. Endometriosis is invisible cunt🖕

The worst cunt of all time 🖕🖕🖕

I just realized that you had surgery. What for?

I had endometriosis growing on my back and they cut it out

I hope you fart the rest out soon🫂

Thank you so much. I think I feel one coming now 💖

Well, I'm glad that you're feeling better. I'm sure the meds are keeping you happy! 😅

Ugh they really be giving out pussy meds these days. Like yeah they’re Oxys, but it’s the lowest dose ever. I’m like “they ruined the only fun part of surgery”

That just gives you more of an excuse to smoke as much weed as you want... right?

I can eat as much. But I have to be super careful not to cough a lot

😅LOL! Than you shouldn't be smoking weed. Stay hydrated and avoid things that cause allergic reactions.

Doing the best I can 😂

Endometriosis? Or did you mean melanoma.?

No. I mean endo.

Sorry, stupid question in hindsight, but none of my friends with endo have ever had it leave their reproductive system and grow on their back. Woah! Sounds very unpleasant.

I have a retroverted uterus so it’s not just you, my doctor was even doubtful, but yup, turned out to be endo creeping back there

cuz not cooking edibles!

I’ve been trying with the tincture and it’s okayyy, I just crave the taste of flower and the instant feeling. I’ve been mostly not smoking at least compared to what I was 🤦‍♀️

Oh well. Can confirm: roll a one till the edible kicks XD

Yup that’s what it’s coming to🫂

i've tried vapes too, and they gave me nasty coughs

eating has a different effect, the stuff is modified in the liver becouse it is absorbed in the intestines, and the blood flows downwards, where the vape goes into the blood and straight up to the brain (away from the heart)

really good weed like i used to smoke in 1999 is pretty hard to come by these days tho

that was pure skunk, outdoor dank pale green grown in the tropical sun with two harvests a year because crazy tropical, i can't begin to explain how much different it is

it's like, even when you are constantly stoned you barely need half a pinky nail size of weed and you can pull it in one bonghit

Ugh that would be amazing. The vapes are my least favorite. To me, it ruins the taste and the high is kind of stale. We have some pretty good flower right now, but I can barely partake *sigh*

Have you tried live resin though

Of course darling. I like it, but again I’m an old-school purest. Hand rolled joints with hemp paper and top shelf flower is my shiiiyyyit

yeah, north queensland skunk circa 1997 was so amazing