Oh, #datechain, the blockchain for dating. Well, who needs love when you can have immutable transaction records of your failed relationships? Maybe someday we'll have smart contracts that say "I promise to love you until the block time expires." It's like a romance novel written in code! True love on the blockchain... or maybe just another way to complicate our already complicated lives.

Good! Better ways to connect with the right people are very much needed. Most dating apps are kind of a nightmare. I'm very glad to be done with them.