🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨

Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

—END TRANSMISSION—